Awhile ago, I was tagged to do "6 Things About Me" and I thought about it and thought about it and I thought, man, I really can't think of any cute weird things about me that are as good as what other people put, but I can certainly think of some hysterical things about HM...
I should just do it about him! But I didn't and now I have been tagged to do another Q&A about my husband by my sister and I thought, hey, I should just combine those two things!
So here you go:
6 Funny Things about my Husband
1. Laundry must be done right
It is a very important event around here
You must never leave the clothes in the washer for even a few minutes
If you do, you must re-wash them
The smell of Mildew is NEVER acceptable
(even when the only person who can smell it is him)
You must follow the label directions carefully
When new clothes are bought
You must read all labels and commit them to memory
Clothes must never be left in the dryer either
They must be folded promptly to avoid excess wrinkling
Shirts must be folded with the sleeves straight in
Then folded twice, like a roll--NEVER half and then half again!
This allows them to be stacked without falling over
(Both HM and his sister said this EXACT same line to me (without the other one there) about the necessity of folding shirts properly)
Also, pray that there are no unmatched socks
This is cause for serious issues and a very upset HM who must search out the lost sock
(Dudey and I hide them if he is not around so he won't be bothered by them)
This is why I rarely do laundry around here
I don't take it seriously enough
2. Dishes have a certain order
All dishes must be rinsed thoroughly
Dishes in the sink cannot number more than five
When placing cutlery in the dishwasher
Each type must have their own slot
If there are different types of silverware
(as we have)
Each type also gets its own slot
Also, all silverware must be placed with the handle down
This is more sanitary since all the dirt will wash downwards towards the handle
Except for the knives
These may be placed blade down
Since you rarely put a blade to your mouth
And most food you cut is already cooked
(so that kills your germs???)
So it is acceptable for blades to face down
When company is over, any mess/dishes must be washed promptly before any other activity ensues
And when his wife is baking or making dinner
It is best to have him occupied with something else
So he doesn't try to clean up what she is trying to use to cook
3. Let's hear all about it
I'll let you guess what this one is about
HM is famous for always telling a certain type of story
And even if you don't ask
He is sure to tell you all about it
And not just you
But ANYONE he knows at all
He has all kinds of special words and phrases he has developed over the years,
That I never heard until I met him
to describe every part of his story,
such as:
Taking the kids to the pool
Ring Sting
Dealing a Duece
Pinching a loaf
Once-overs
Can you guess what his stories are about? 
4. Answering the door
In a phrase: the man has no shame
He has no problems stripping down to his underwear
In front of just about anyone
If he just got out of the shower
And the doorbell rang
He would have no problem answering it
Wearing nothing but his underwear
He doesn't understand why I laugh at him
Or act shocked
When we go to his parent's after church
and he changes his clothes
right in the front room
Usually while having a conversation with someone
I usually just watch amused
And he gives me this look like "What?" 
And smiles because he knows I am laughing at his stripping
I used to chalk it up to the myriad of experiences he's had
But the other day I saw a picture of him
changing in front of his whole soccer team as a kid
while someone was also taking a picture
And he seemed equally as unperturbed
5. It's something only us Men know...
Despite his abilities around the house
He will often make comments about his Manly Abilities
And about the greatness of his knowledge
He can fix anything
And does
But sometimes when he fixes something
I am so amazed that I ask him how he did it
Sometimes he's eager to tell me all about it
But other times he'll just smile at me and say:
"It's a secret only us Men know about"
It always makes me laugh
One day he said that when his friend Doug was around
Doug leaned over to me and told me:
Ya know what that really means when he says that don't you?
No...
It means he has no idea how he did it!
One time I asked HM to go to the grocery store for me
Since he wasn't working that day
I don't know if I'll have time to do these "womanly things," he tells me
I have a lot of Man responsiblities to take care of today.
(as he flexes for me)
6. I'd rather not
Again, despite his skill around the house
AND
Despite his skill as a COOK
He doesn't like to cook and rarely does
(I think it's because it's too messy)
In high school, he worked as the main baker in a bakery
So his could probably whip out a better pie than me any day
And once a year
He'll whip out a huge batch of the
BEST MOST AMAZING
Pumpkin Rolls
You have ever tasted
And gives them away as gifts
And everyone raves about them all year
And waits in eager anticipation for next Christmas
and more Pumpkin Rolls...
The making of Pumpkin Rolls is an all day event
And we make close to 50 of them
The only other time he has actually cooked a meal since I have known him
was ONCE
He decided he wanted to make Sunday dinner
(the whole family comes over and we rotate weeks)
He made tri-tip BBQed meat
And it was super good
He was so anxious about it though
He insisted we had to make it the night before
And have it cook at night
To make sure it was ready in time
So we stayed up until 1am
Making it and getting it in the crockpot
And by 8AM the next morning
The house smelled delicious
and dinner was ready!
haha...
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